Wednesday, October 9, 2013

A year of Beer

What I'm sippin' on: Water. Problem with that? I just worked out!!
Fun fact o' the dayCenosillicaphobia is the term given to the fear of an empty glass (terrifying to even think about it!)

Before I get started writing about what I've actually started this post for, I have a bit of a confession. This whole blogging thing is not as easy as I imagined it to be! My words have to be on-point at all times, I have to have clever little lines here and there, recommendations, suggestions, descriptions -- it's a bit overwhelming! So what I have decided is that from here on out my entries will be a bit shorter, highlighting perhaps what I feel to be the most important qualities of whatever I may be writing about. After all  the intention of my work is to have you want to go try the place/drink/dish yourself rathe than get a completely satisfactory experience through my words alone!

Phew! I hope we are all on the same page now ... so let's begin!

Almost exactly a year ago, a friend and I began going to a spot in San Francisco called Monk's Kettle. That night, a completely random find became an almost weekly destination from there on out.

It was a Tuesday night, it was late, but all we wanted some great food, some delicious drinks, and to venture away from the East Bay into San Francisco. We landed in the Mission, and happily stumbled upon Monk's Kettle - best described as a hipster gastropub with upscale food and a beer menu to match.




Standing in their doorway, you can see the entire restaurant, as well as everyone in it (staff included). I'm not sure exactly, but I would say that their max occupancy is no more than 60 (and that might even be pushing it to mosh-pit type closeness). Their food menu is one page only, containing several appetizers and salads, a few entrees, and a daily soup and roast (changing among poultry, meat, and the occasional fish). Their beer menu, however, contains one page of 24 rotating draft beers, and many additional pages containing their 180 bottled beer selection. If you can't find something you like here, I suggest getting a palette makeover. 


The food here is outstanding. We have tried nearly everything at this point, but because the menu changes seasonally, and the roast changes daily, nothing gets boring. Staff here all have extensive beer knowledge, and will find you the beer of your dreams -- guaranteed. 

One of the greatest perks that Monk's Kettle offers is that its kitchen stays a'cookin' until 1:00. THat's right -- 1:00  IN THE MORNING! For those of us who work in restaurants or any other late-nigh job, this is amazing. It's not easy to find GOOD late-night grub, but Monk's Kettle sure does deliver. 


If you do find yourself in the Mission, wandering around at 12:48 AM, looking for a place to catch one last beer and a great bite (or two) of food, stopping here is a must. And, you will undoubtedly feel the need to return.






 

Belated Birthday dinner

What I'm sippin' on: Chamomile tea with a splash of fat-free vanilla creamer (what? I don't ALWAYS have to be drinking alcohol... do I?)
Fun fact o' the day: In Uruguay, claiming to be drunk is a legally valid excuse to being in an accident while driving

Where do I begin? Perhaps I'll give a bit of background into tonight's outing. In brief, dinner and drinks tonight were a belated birthday gift from my mom. Time, date, and place chosen entirely by her. Kudos, mom - well played!!

I worked this morning (and into the afternoon), but at 4:30 on-the-dot my weekend began. After one complementary martini (mh hmm, my job is cool like that), I headed home to change and get ready for dinner. Destination: FarmShop.

We planned our meet-up a bit before our reservation time so that we could indulge in a little something more that just table-side libations.

We entered FarmShop around 7:00, and the place was as buzzingly alive as can be. The open kitchen displayed the meticulous chefs as they put out plate after plate of mouth-wateringly delicous-looking food, and the bar was filled with guests sitting and standing with a rainbow of sumptuous cocktails in-hand.

After checking in to let the hostess know we were there, we made our way over to the bar where we found 2 seats and were IMMEDIATELY greeted with smiles and a cocktail menu. If you are a bar-goer, you know this is not always the case, so my night was already starting out above-average.

So come on! Get to it! What did we drink? Personally, I was in a whiskey mood this particular evening, so I decided to start with one of their signature cocktails called The Admiral. My mom chose another signature drink called the After Ferry, which is primarily composed of their house-infused strawberry Hangar One vodka. Both were absolutely perfectly crafted, and tasted accordingly.

Bartenders at Farmshop are definitely masters of their craft. These guys (and gals) are not simply "drink-pourers" but are the cocktail-making equivalent of master chefs. In all the drinks I've enjoyed here so far, there has been just the right amount of everything -- making it very easy to soon be three, four, even five drinks deep before even noticing!

As for the food, there is absolutely nothing you could order that is not 100% delicious, fresh, beautiful, and satisfying. We had an array of small bites, one main dish (still on the smaller side, which was actually a GOOD thing), and a delicious light dessert to conclude our wonderful meal. Recommendations made by our waiter and a few other staff members were superb. In addition, throughout our dinner, the manager was checking in with us (and other surrounding tables) to make sure that everyone was having the optimal experience. Those of us who go out to eat frequently know that this is a very nice touch that is surprisingly not that easy to come across.

To sum it up, we had an awful time. Never to return.

... NOT!  The previous line was for those of you who skipped through all the longer paragraphs just to get to the conclusion. Don't ever do it again. Lesson learned, I hope! We, in truth, had an excellent experience that left us ready to return ASAP so that we can begin to make our way through their entire (and ever-evolving) food and drink menu.

Thank you Farmshop!!

 seasonal grilled halibut

 rye old-fashioned

 spice roasted carrots

 summer salad

 crispy artichokes with burrata

 The Admiral

 meringue dessert